Celebrities Who Need To Go Sit Down Somewhere

The world of entertainment has always fascinated me. Growing up, I dreamed I would be smack dab in the middle of it someday. Glitz, glamour, and excitement. Sounds awesome, right? Maybe too awesome for some in the limelight. If I were among them, there are a few I would need a little break from right about now.

I’m talking about…
…celebrities who need to go sit down somewhere!

Allow me to name a few in this category. And so I don’t come across as a complete hater, I am going to include some of the good things about these celebrities as well.


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Taylor Swift

  • Good things: 
    • I like her song I Knew You Were Trouble–so does The Deuce.
    • She has 7 Grammys.
  • Why you need to go sit down somewhere:
    • That red lipstick you wear all the time is overkill.
    • You continue to “act” surprised whenever you receive a music award–even though you have a gazillion.
    • The camera was on you waayyy too much during the VMAs on Sunday.
    • I don’t care about how many celebrities you date, who the latest one is, and if you made a song about them.
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Justin Bieber

  • Good things: 
    • He’s a cutie pie.
    • He has not been arrested yet.
  • Why you need to go sit down somewhere: 
    • You are too young to be in so many scandalous escapades.
    • You declared that you hoped Anne Frank would look up to you had you known each other.
    • You are shirtless everywhere you go.
    • My 6 year old is trying to emulate you.

LeAnn Rimes/Eddie Cibrian/Brandi Glanville

  • Good things: 
    • I like LeAnn’s song “How Do I Live”.
    • Eddie was one of my faves on Young and the Restless years ago.
    • I have never endured one of Brandi’s episodes of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I was able to turn the channel during one of her talk show appearances.
  • Why you need to go sit down somewhere: 
    • Twitter is not the place to repeatedly air your dirty laundry.
    • The only people who care about your love triangle/adultery drama are the three of you. And maybe LeAnn’s ex-husband, Dean Sheremet.
    • After years of real life turmoil perfectly suited for television, Eddie and LeAnn are trying to do a scripted reality TV show.

Today would have been the King of Pop’s 55th birthday. You are gone but not forgotten, Michael.

Do you agree with my list?

What other celebrities would you add to it?

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