Celebrities Who Need To Go Sit Down Somewhere 18 comments

The world of entertainment has always fascinated me. Growing up, I dreamed I would be smack dab in the middle of it someday. Glitz, glamour, and excitement. Sounds awesome, right? Maybe too awesome for some in the limelight. If I were among them, there are a few I would need a little break from right about now.

I’m talking about…
…celebrities who need to go sit down somewhere!

Allow me to name a few in this category. And so I don’t come across as a complete hater, I am going to include some of the good things about these celebrities as well.


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Taylor Swift

  • Good things: 
    • I like her song I Knew You Were Trouble–so does The Deuce.
    • She has 7 Grammys.
  • Why you need to go sit down somewhere:
    • That red lipstick you wear all the time is overkill.
    • You continue to “act” surprised whenever you receive a music award–even though you have a gazillion.
    • The camera was on you waayyy too much during the VMAs on Sunday.
    • I don’t care about how many celebrities you date, who the latest one is, and if you made a song about them.
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Justin Bieber

  • Good things: 
    • He’s a cutie pie.
    • He has not been arrested yet.
  • Why you need to go sit down somewhere: 
    • You are too young to be in so many scandalous escapades.
    • You declared that you hoped Anne Frank would look up to you had you known each other.
    • You are shirtless everywhere you go.
    • My 6 year old is trying to emulate you.

LeAnn Rimes/Eddie Cibrian/Brandi Glanville

  • Good things: 
    • I like LeAnn’s song “How Do I Live”.
    • Eddie was one of my faves on Young and the Restless years ago.
    • I have never endured one of Brandi’s episodes of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. I was able to turn the channel during one of her talk show appearances.
  • Why you need to go sit down somewhere: 
    • Twitter is not the place to repeatedly air your dirty laundry.
    • The only people who care about your love triangle/adultery drama are the three of you. And maybe LeAnn’s ex-husband, Dean Sheremet.
    • After years of real life turmoil perfectly suited for television, Eddie and LeAnn are trying to do a scripted reality TV show.

Today would have been the King of Pop’s 55th birthday. You are gone but not forgotten, Michael.

Do you agree with my list?

What other celebrities would you add to it?

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18 thoughts on “Celebrities Who Need To Go Sit Down Somewhere

  • GiGiEatsCelebrities

    Miley Cyrus can go sit down somewhere too…. And I really CRINGE at ALL of the Kardashians. I would ALMOST rather The Hiltons stand back up, so as to make some space for the Kardashians to SIT DOWN!!! lol
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    • BeingAWordsmith

      Have The Hiltons stand back up to make space for The Kardashians to sit down?! I love it. That's hysterical. Thanks for stopping by, GiGi.
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  • Kristen Daukas

    My list is too long to put here. And I have to be a buzzkill here on the song for Swift that you put in the “good thing” column. Have you seen all the youtube videos where the goat is bleeting to that song? Go look it up and I guarantee you'll never listen to the song the same again. Love this and love that you shared it with us at LOBS!!

    • BeingAWordsmith

      Thanks, Kristen, for tweeting the YouTube clip. My 6 year old is gonna get a kick out of it! He sings the song around the house all the time. Ironic thing is he doesn't know who Taylor Swift is. He knows the song from someone covering it on a commercial.

  • BeingAWordsmith

    I could have listed way more celebrities that need to go sit down somewhere. But I try to keep my post editing between and hour and two hours. LOL.
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  • Natasha

    Love it! You are so right on all points! Celebrity gossip is just so fun! There are a few that I can think of (Miley Cyrus, Kanye West/Kim Kardashian, and many more) but I think that even people have told them to sit down recently. LOL!

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  • alisonhector

    You know I was howling at the title even before I got to the post itself. Cosign on them all. Can we rent them several stadiums so that they can do a collective “siddung” (“sit down,” said Caribbean style)? I have a bunch of other celebs I'd like to add, starting with Kimye…
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    • BeingAWordsmith

      Siddung. I like that, Alison! I almost went crazy on Kimye, but I decided to hold off and see if a reader would go there. And you did. Thanks!
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  • dishofdailylife

    I think the whole celebrity thing is so overdone. I don't care what they did or ate for breakfast or that they cheated on their girlfriend or…..I could go on forever. Why are we all so interested in people that we will never know when we have amazing family and friends right in front of us. I'll never get it.
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    • BeingAWordsmith

      IKR. We go crazy over the Royal Family and they don't even live in our country! If I were too famous to walk down the street without cameras in my face–I would have to go sit down somewhere.
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    • BeingAWordsmith

      Exactly! I googled how many awards she's actually won. It's astounding. So you can only imagine what the NOMINATION list looked like. You're talented. We know, Taylor.
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  • Kate

    Love this! I do love red lips but not ALL THE TIME. And love that Bieber needs to sit down because your kiddo is looking up to him. I don't blame you!
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  • Mandi Noel

    Oh my gosh, I love that you want them to “sit down somewhere!” Taylor Swift has got to be my number one. When will that girl realize that she is the common denominator in all her doomed relationships?
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