How is a red hot second different from a regular second? A red hot second is the time that passes between your child being a newborn and becoming a First Grader.
A regular second is the time it took for him to kiss me goodbye this morning as he ran off to school for his first day. (Yes, on a Friday!)
A red hot second describes a fantastic vacation far, far, away.
A regular second describes the shot of Patron you drank at the swim-up bar.
A red hot second is the month of December.
A regular second is a child ripping wrapping paper from a Christmas present.
A red hot second is how long a Swedish massage at the spa lasts.
A regular second is how long it takes the spa to present you with the bill.
How do you define a red hot second?
What is your drink of choice on vacation?